As you may or may not know I have been very busy lately. That's why I have asked my good friend God to help me with this section of Weekend Web, a Christian forum called Rapture Ready. Put your hands together and give it up for the creator of all existance, God!
Thank you Spokker. You know, I'm sick and tired of people getting all bent out of shape when their "lover" or "significant other" just ups and dies or gets killed or whatever. Look, I kill these people because they were going to be the next Hitler, or become a serial killer, or are fans of The View. I do everything for a reason.
Yeah pray all you want suckers. I'm not getting up off my ass for nothing. The Rocky and Bullwinkle marathon just started!
What a slut.
LA LA LA LA LA CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA LA LA.
Oh me. Get over yourself.
Boy is "MrMann's" face going to be red when he finds out that's just my nickname.
BANNED. From life.
I'm going to make a sandwhich.
This VR game has become sentient and is killing us one by one. But is it art?
Nightwatch Brigade Insignia: Awarded for hiding in a coat closet and watching God's Not Dead, God's Not Dead 2, and Last Man Standing on a 1980s-era portable tv every night instead of sleeping
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
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