Show me your tits.

With a name like "TaxCollector" this guy must be the life of the party.

I don't let my kids watch Full House because you know one of those men had to be a child molester.

You're talking about the great big bonfire party in the sky and judging from your SAT scores you ain't comin'!

Afraid to be happy? What the hell kind of freaks did I create?

Yeah, I'm sure a lot of Christians "tell it like it is".

Mel Gibson is the biggest douchebag in heaven right now I'll tell you that much.

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play, with my ding-a-ling.

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