Show me your tits.
With a name like "TaxCollector" this guy must be the life of the party.
I don't let my kids watch Full House because you know one of those men had to be a child molester.
You're talking about the great big bonfire party in the sky and judging from your SAT scores you ain't comin'!
Afraid to be happy? What the hell kind of freaks did I create?
Yeah, I'm sure a lot of Christians "tell it like it is".
Mel Gibson is the biggest douchebag in heaven right now I'll tell you that much.
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play, with my ding-a-ling.
TEH SOCIAL MEDIA FASTBOOK STOLE MY DATA. SOLD IT TOO A HOG CON GAME. WHERED MY DATA GO??>? WHO TEH HELL KNOWS! IM IN DIGITAL HELL
Games Workshop is looking for samples from aspiring Warhammer authors. Since my biggest dream in life is to have a book published, I put together this submission. Fingers crossed!
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
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