We can't have non-princesses going around wearing those glittery shirts that say "Princess" on them.
And a new generation of total bitches emerges.
"Ana5539" wears a barrel to school.
I'm seriously not going to let any kid of mine on the Internet until they're about 40. To hell with you people.
I get the feeling "sweetscent" has a farting problem.
It's been 30 years. It might be time to consult a doctor.
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I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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