We can't have non-princesses going around wearing those glittery shirts that say "Princess" on them.
And a new generation of total bitches emerges.
"Ana5539" wears a barrel to school.
I'm seriously not going to let any kid of mine on the Internet until they're about 40. To hell with you people.
I get the feeling "sweetscent" has a farting problem.
It's been 30 years. It might be time to consult a doctor.
"Oh, look, it's me from the future! And there's another me, made of anti-matter! All three of us are reaching out towards the exact same point in space, our fingertips on a collision course."
Levi Johnston finally comes clean about his involvement in the Weinstein scandal and details a disgusting incident that required a green screen.
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