We can't have non-princesses going around wearing those glittery shirts that say "Princess" on them.

And a new generation of total bitches emerges.

"Ana5539" wears a barrel to school.

I'm seriously not going to let any kid of mine on the Internet until they're about 40. To hell with you people.

I get the feeling "sweetscent" has a farting problem.

It's been 30 years. It might be time to consult a doctor.

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