We can't have non-princesses going around wearing those glittery shirts that say "Princess" on them.
And a new generation of total bitches emerges.
"Ana5539" wears a barrel to school.
I'm seriously not going to let any kid of mine on the Internet until they're about 40. To hell with you people.
I get the feeling "sweetscent" has a farting problem.
It's been 30 years. It might be time to consult a doctor.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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