"Winx" was some cartoon for little girls that was filled with magic and dragons and shit. Since this is that same old Internet we know and hate, its forum is infected with creepy 20-somethings as well as the dense teenagers we'd come to expect.
Let's follow the story of "Masked_Bishop," an enormous, sweaty, naked blob of a man knee deep in fast food wrappers, chatting away with about 7 IM windows open to underage girls and taking short breaks to fondle his partially-erect penis. At least that's what I get from his posts.
It's hard for him to keep relationships when he's not allowed within 500 feet of the elementary school.
No, you fool!
What kind of nerd spends his days posting on a pink forum? A really big one, that's what!
Will the pain and sadness ever end?!
He moves on like a cancer. Some new kind of cancer that can double as a registered sex offender.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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