That's really deep, man... Age: 14
Whatever helps you get over the fact that you're a worthless vegan fuck. Omnivores for life, bitch.
Be careful what you wish for on the Internet, because it might come true.... My precious posts...
Necrophilia? Nasty? You're gonna have to cite some sources on this one, buster.
Oh shit, a sheep got shaved. Alert the authorities.
Maybe those elephants and tigers wanted the shit beat out of them. Ever think of that, huh?!
Ugh, my mom. That bitch.
Everybody loves them. Not even Teddy Roosevelt was above a finely crafted Yo Momma joke.
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Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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