Please join my gang, otherwise known as the Oprah's Book of the Month club.


FUK, every gangsta knows how to be a sheep, u DUMB ASS


When this guy has a kid, the entire world will be better off for it. Congrats, bro!


Flaco may be gone, but he lives on on this guy's torso.


DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. THANK YOU.


Search engines can do that?! Wow, what an age we live in.


Whoever won this rap battle, we all lose.


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