This week's Weekend Web is a little on the short side but we make up for it in sheer horror. The next two pages feature the ever so charming Boylove Online Community! Here's a group of guys that make other pedo communities look like they're, uhm, pro-age of the consent! Don't feel bad though, as years of sitting at the computer and typing away their little boy fantasies have made them too fat and feeble to have the strength to rape a child. It's truly pathetic, folks. Here it is, the bottom rung of society.
Sorry buddy, but that shit poetry of yours isn't exactly wooing the little boys.
A counting game? Hey, whatever keeps them inside their mom's basement.
They all say they just want a non-sexual and loving relationship with a boy, until they try to have sex with them of course.
These are the moments that make being a worthless fucking pedophile worth it. Life is beautiful.
I'm going to go hang myself now.
Here is the poll to end all polls.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
I've been wanting to meet you all for the past few weeks, but I guess I cut an intimidating figure. I'm the new guy, with the cool job you've all surely been gossiping about. Yep, I'm the Lead Loremaster, and I'm here to enrich everything we do with much-needed lore.
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