Time to get started on those murders!

Heh heh heh, the fellas are gonna be fuckin' pissed when they see me rolling badass stats nonstop.

So when my cat starts dragging her vaj all over the carpet, that's when I know that the psychic connection is complete right?

Here's a quote from some Celtic women.

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