Now try putting this much thought into something REAL!
I'm my cat's bitch.
Need a logical explanation for this... oh I know, gnomes!
For those of you dying to know if gnomes were the culprit.
The ocean is full of the stuff of nightmares and, no thanks to all that water, you can't even kill it with fire.
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