Damn you l33tspirit420!!!!
"Baby I know it's both of our first times but something in my heart tells me that this condom just won't do!"
I've got time to post this thread real quick before notifying the police.
Maybe.... if you.... were stronger.... you could.... defeat.... her.... I could kill.... her for..... you
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This tuna ain't working, bro, and this gross hot dog needs a one way trip to go live on your uncle's Flavor Farm.
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