And ladies, you'll look absolutely splendid in this fashionable bedsheet with a headhole cut into it.

Thanks a lot GOD. What the FUCK am I going to do with this 45 degree angle?

First result, Google search "gremlin + yard distruction" god can you put some fucking effort into it.

Well, it's not a gremlin per se *smugface*

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