And ladies, you'll look absolutely splendid in this fashionable bedsheet with a headhole cut into it.
Thanks a lot GOD. What the FUCK am I going to do with this 45 degree angle?
First result, Google search "gremlin + yard distruction" god can you put some fucking effort into it.
Well, it's not a gremlin per se *smugface*
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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