This hair is tearing my family apart.

Oh Goddamnit, not another "will wearing pants send me to Hell" question.

Oh mah god can u even imagine talking to the jonass borthers on windows live massager omg.

Time to throw that ring into Mt Doom bitch cuz you done fucked up.

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