Hahaha, burnt out on the fingerbanging are we?
Well well well, I see somebody's been sucking some balls.
Quite frankly I think he's driving the Bears dynasty straight into the ground.
Never again Ireland! Never again!
In case you read my profile online and got excited, I wanted to clear up any misunderstandings.
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