This is some hardcore role-playing.

This guy probably works in an accounting office somewhere running numbers through a calculator all day.

My bladder empties only when I match the correctly emblem with the matching door similar to a Silent Hill puzzle.

The truth is that no matter what you do there will be a good segment of the population that will not accept you. I write for this web site and virtually nobody accepts me but I'm not boo-hooing about it. Wearing a diaper is a weird thing. Don't be surprised when people poke fun at you because of it.

Shush! Those bruises are what get me off!

The infantilists are taking over Wall Street!

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