This is some hardcore role-playing.
This guy probably works in an accounting office somewhere running numbers through a calculator all day.
My bladder empties only when I match the correctly emblem with the matching door similar to a Silent Hill puzzle.
The truth is that no matter what you do there will be a good segment of the population that will not accept you. I write for this web site and virtually nobody accepts me but I'm not boo-hooing about it. Wearing a diaper is a weird thing. Don't be surprised when people poke fun at you because of it.
Shush! Those bruises are what get me off!
The infantilists are taking over Wall Street!
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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