I say goodbye to the goldmine.
Tales from the lives of those who were born to be Hitler.
Goons recount meeting celebrities.
Goons give Pikachu a terrible makeover.
See! Not all companies are all bad.
Why I Didn't Use the Palin Photoshops.
Are you a bad enough dude to kick ass with the President?
Goons set aside their love of eating to share hateful times.
Goons join genesplicer in drawing robots.
Goon geriatric genesplicer draws robot requests.
A goon fucks a flask and Abraham cosplays as Carmen Miranda.
Goons gripe about firstworldproblems
Goons MSPaint self-portraits at the moment of orgasm.
Goons share stories about carfires.
Goons dress up their cats.
Shaq's on Facebook
where we're going we don't need roads or eyes or consciousness or the single atomized thought built upon its neighbors in a heave-ho pushpull of context that we all breathe into the gills of our minds like fish
Betsy gives her life for the life of another.
Goons illustrate all world knowledge about animals.
Fuck Christopher M. Fairman
A forums Egyptologist translates dirty hieroglyphs.
Sex sells. Your parents having sex sells even better. Or at least that's what the Canadian Club Whiskey Company seems to think. The forum goons take a crack at their off-color-admaker and come up with some new ways to sell you alcohol.
Goons MS Paint their childhood dreams vs what they actually became
Goons plumb Google for insights to the id of the Internet.
Goons draw what Kirby might look like after consuming pop icons.
TRAPPED IN AIRPORT STOP PLEASE SEND WATER & BAGELS STOP
Drug companies dumping HIV tainted drugs on poor people? Check. Autocratic European leaders creating a trade in human hands to prop up their ivory trade? Check. The end of the human race as we know it? Also check. In this darkly humorous Goldmine, goons uncover the most evil companies in the world.
Deep Hurting brings the PAIN (heh heh heh) to politics with his incisive and witty political cartoons.
The future. Jim Cramer's journal guides us through the horrible postapocalyptic world following Obama's socialist revolution. As he bites the heads off rats and lusts after Maria Bartiromo, he reads us newswire reports from his past...and our future.
Semen recipes. Godzilla vs. Barkley. Field guides to bestiality, shitting in the woods, and western mushrooms. Cower in fear and confusion before books which seem too strange to be real and yet are.
Forum poster GeeVeeBee introduces us to the study of ghostmasks.
Goons take a stand and wake up their cats.
Every now and again, there is some stark reminder of our ancestor's genius. The Temple of Abu Simbel. The stone calendars of the Mayans. The elaborate rhinestone pantaloons of Shakespeare. Breast implants. Today, we will explore yet another fascinating subset of our common history: ancient superweapons.
The art of debate goes back to the days when Socrates devised his dialectic in order to lure young Athenian men out of their clothes and into his cave. Today, the forum goons embark upon an ambitious quest: to engage in the perfect debate, and decide once and for all who would win in a fight between Goku and Superman.
The meatship sets a course for infamy while the cast of Seinfeld looks on. A surreal episode of intrigue and cholesterol. Who will expire first, George or goons? Tune in for this one time airing special!
Scenes from the ground in the days before the election.
In his lust for cakefarts Cakefartin' Steve runs afoul of our own Petey, who just happens to be something of an amateur historian of the cakefart genre. Legal threats fly.
Read dispatches from the man cave before it disappears into the bonfire of history.
Read about a celebrity cosmos confusion, shitty Swedish socialists, and peeing on dying people.
The pirates of Second Life go on a mission for mayhem by terrorizing villagers and firebombing their nemesis, the Privateer Prokofy Neva.
Did you know about molestering monkeys, carnal camels, or wounding whales? Well now you will. Whether you like it or not.
More news you needn't know. Our Siberian siblings struggle with alcohol and good sense as they set up sex camps to avoid extinction. The true cause of the intoxicated astronaut scandal, and FOX's daring expose of 4chan.
An analysis of some strange news stories from around the Internet. Disabled Danes demand dough for dames! British badgers badger Basran bumpkins! Surgeons partially poach Chinese Elephant Man!
Analyzing a Rolling Stone interview of Second Life founder Philip Rosedale and video of voice chat shenanigans.
Daily dirt for "A Modest Papal Proposal"
In which it is proposed that, for the benefit of hungry sinners everywhere, the Church provide Lunchables of the Lord.
A summary of the lowlights of the Second Life blogging community, from ivory tower academics to upstart rebels to crazy conspirators
An illustrated brief history of Second Life.
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