The Strange Society, submitted by C. Puzzo. Speaking of insanely stupid stories, I happened upon this site today. Let me tell you, this shit makes the tale of Wilson Dildo look like the Bible in comparison. They're stories about something, that much I know. Beyond that, I couldn't tell you much.
"Excuse me, Mr...Fukov," asked Sicko, reading the name tag of a Jewel personnel, "do you carry contraceptives?"
"My name is Major Fukov. My father was a general in the Soviet army. There, the name 'Fukov' was a symbol of power, respect, and dignity!"
"Why'd you move here then?"
"Our cafeteria began demanding too much money."
That's just a taste of the epic...whatever the hell this site has to offer. Also notice its layout, which seems to be there to create atmosphere. A well defined "This fucking sucks" atmosphere. I'm sure there's some twisted deviant sexuality in there too, there always is. After all, this is the Internet.
Facebook must remain unflagging in its vigilance against titties even in these troubled times of rising fascism.
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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