UnholyWater's Journal, submitted by Lekha. LiveJournal is probably one of the worst ideas since the bobble-headed doll. As I've proven above, there's already more than enough useless trash on the Internet; we don't need any more, and we certainly don't need any more that write in ALL CAPS ON A PINK BACKGROUND AND RAMBLE ON AND ON ABOUT EVERY INANE EVENT TO OCCUR IN THEIR MUNDANE, BORING LIVES. LiveJournal is like a giant trash dumpster where all the useless people go and fester in a rancid pile of animated gifs displaying what mood they're currently in. "UnholyWater" / "BLOODYVENUS" is a fine example of this, choosing to describe herself as the following:
I AM 23 AN ARIES, I LIVE IN HENDERSONVILLE, NC. I HAVE DARK HAIR AND DARK EYES PALE SKIN, POUTY LIPS, CATTY EYES, AND ALOT OF PEIRCINGS AND TATTOOS. I HAVE 2 KIDS A GIRL 3, AND A BOY 19 MONTHES. IAM 5'3 MAYBE 100LBS, ITALIAN.I AM MARRIED, BUT VERY BI-SEXUAL I LOVE WOMEN. I HAVE A CAT NAMED SATAN, A LONG HAIRED CHIHUAHUA NAMED AURA, AND A FRECKLED COCKER NAMED FIZZ.and hi mindy i wuv you!!!!!
I pity the man who lost the bet and was forced to marry this spawn of darkness. If you don't have it in your heart now, maybe you too will feel sympathy after reading a chunk of text from an update dated "Thursday, January 2nd, 2003." Yes, that's correct, the power of stupidity allows LiveJournal users to travel into the future and corrupt it with idiocy before we all have a chance to experience it! Get ready guys, because here comes THE FUTURE!
OK LETS SHARE WITH THE WORLD MY LIFE STORY YAYYYY FUCKIN PATHETIC. LETS START WHEN I CAN REMEMBER I WAS 3 I LIVED WITH MY MOTHER AND DAD (FUCKER). HE WAS PSYSICALLY, SEXUALLY, AND EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE. WE HAD TO SNEAK OUT ONE DAY WHILE HE WAS AT WORK. HE IS A DIAGNOSED SEVERE SCHIZOPHRENIC IT WAS HELL. WE THEN MOVED IN WITH MY GRANDPARENTS MY MOMS PARENTS, I LIVED THERE WITH TAMI AND KRYSTLE UNTIL I WAS 8 I GOT WHATEVER I WANTED EVERYTHING WAS PERFECT. THEN MY MOM MET MY STEPFATHER (SATAN), WE MOVED AGAIN INTO HIS HOUSE, MY MOM HAD MADE ME BLEACH MY LONG DARK HAIR BLOND AND BECOME A CHEERLEADER AND A BEATY PAGEANT QUEEN. I HATED LIVING THERE AND MY STEPFATHER HATED ME. THEN WHEN I WAS 10 MY MOTHER HAD MY BROTHER , MY LITTLE TWIN. I RAISED THAT CHILD AND HE LOVES ME LIKE I AM HIS MOTHER STILL TODAY. IN 94 MY MOM HAD AN AFFAIR IN WHICH SHE GOT PREGNANT, BIG PROB MY STEPDAD HAD A VASECTOMY SO IT ALL CAME OUT. I WAS 15 AAT THAT TIME AND MY MOM HAD KICKED ME OUT BECAUSE I COULDNT GET ALONG WITH MY STEPDAD. I MISSED MY BROTHER I CRIED ALL THE TIME I FELT LIKE I HAD ABANDONED HIM. I MOVED BACK IN WITH MY GRANDPARENTS, ALONG WITH TAMI. SOON AFTER I MET JOHN M, WE STARTED DATING IN 94 OCTOBER I STILL REMEMBER. A MONTH AFTER I TURNED 16 MY MOM HAD MY LITTLE SISTER THE AFFAIR BABY, SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL. I DIDNT GET TO BE THERE FOR HER BIRTH BECAUSE I WAS GROUNDED FOR BEING ARRESTED. WHATTA BUNCH OF SHIT.I HAD JUST GRADUATED PRIVATE SCHOOL RIGHT BEFORE I TURNED 16, BECAUSE I HAD BEEN RAPED IN THE SUMMER OF 94 I GOT TO STUDY AT HOME ALOT BECAUSE IT REALLY FUCKS WITH YOU. AFTER ALL OF THAT JOHN M AND I DECIDED TO GET MARRIED. WHEN I WAS 18 WE GOT MARRIED ON APRIL 12TH, IT WAS LIKE A CINDERELLA WEDDDING. LIVING WITH SOMEONE IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT THAT DATING, NOT ONCE TIL WE GOT MARRIED DID WE EVER SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER SO IT TOOK SOME ADJUSTING. WHEN I TURNED 19 I WENT OFF OF BIRTH CONTROL, I WANTED A BABY GIRL AND JOHN DIDNT WANT EITHER SO I MET A GUY NAMED BEN ON THE INTERNET WHO WANTED A CHILD ALSO ONLY PROBLEM HE LIVED 5 HOURS AWAY, HE MOVED HERE TO BE WITH ME AND GOT HIS OWN APARTMENT, THE HE MOVED IN WITH ME AND JOHN MOVED OUT. THAT LASTED A MONTH! I TRIED AND TRIED FOR ALMOST 8 MONTHES, THEN BAM I WAS PREGNANT BY JAN1999. IT WAS A GIRL LIKE I HAS ALWAYS DREAMED OF HAVING. I DEVELOPED PRE-ECLAMPSIA IN MY 7TH MONTH AND HAD TO BE INDUCED RIGHT AT 8 MOTHES, NO PAINKILLERS IT WAAS A NATURAL BIRTH, SHE WAS MY NEW BEST FRIEND, I BREAST FED HER AND EVERYTHING.THEN THE FOLLOWING SUMMER I GOT BREAST IMPLANTS AND THE HURT LIKE A BITCH FOR ABOUT A MONTH. MY HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE NEVER WENT AWAY AFTER I HAD HER, I STILL TAKE ATENOLOL FOR THAT TODAY. ZOE MADE ME SO HAPPY AND COMPLETE. THEN ON HER FIRST BIRTHDAY I HAD BEEN TAKING AMBIAN AND PROZAC, PLUS HALDOL DEC I WENT KIDA STRIPPER CRAZY THAT NIGHT. JOHN GOT ME PREGNANT WITH DAMIAN ONLY ONE YEAR TO THE DAY AFTER ZOE. I HAD SUCH MIXED EMOTIONS I WAS GOING CRAZY IN MY HEAD LIKE WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH 2 KIDS IN DIAPERS. I WASNT ALLOWED TO TAKE B/C BECAUSE OF THE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, AND AMBIEN REALLY FUCKS ME UP I DONT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I DONE THAT NIGHT NIGHT I JUST KNOW I ENDED UP PREGNANT AGAIN. I WENT TO A HIGH RISK CLINIC FOR HIS PREGNANCY, AND WITH MY LUCK I HAD PLACENTA PREVIA. ME AND MY 4 POUND SON ALMOST DIED GIVING BIRTH ANOTHER NATURAL BIRTH. WE HAD TO LIVE IN MISSION FOR 2 AND A HALF WEEKS UNTIL HE WEIGHED 5 POUNDS. AFTER WE BROUGHT HIM HOME MY EMOTIONS WERE CRAZY JOHN HAD CHEATED ON ME TWICE WITH MY BEST FRIEND AND DIDNT EVEN USE A CONDOM. I TRIED TO O.D. SO MANY TIMES BUT JOHN WOULD FIND ME. THEN ONE NIGHT I TOOK 9 SECONALS, I WAS DOA FOR A LITTLE OVER 2 MINUTES AND IN A COMA FOR 3 DAYS. I WAS IN A PSYCH WARD 13 TIMES THAT YEAR. IN AUGUST OF 2001 I MET COREY IN COSMETOLOGY CLASS. WE AUTOMATICALLY HIT IT OFF, HE DUMPED HIS GIRLFRIEND TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH ME AND BUILD A FOREVER LASTING BOND AND FRIENDSHIP WITH ME. WE BOTH GOT KICKED OUT ABOUT 3 MONTHES LATER, SO FUCKIN WHAT YA KNOW. COREY AND I SPEND ALOT OF TIME TOGETHER. IN JAN 2002 I HAD A MAJOR SURGERY WHERE I HAD LOST SO MUSH BLOOD I HAVE TO HAVE TRANSFUSIONS. I HAD A COLECTOMY. I WAS IN SEVERE PAIN FOR ABOUT A MONTH AND A HALF I COULDNT EVEN WALK. COREY AND JOHN WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME, I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR AWHILE. WHEN THEY LET ME GO HOME THEY HAD ME ON MEGA PAINKILLERS WHICH HELPED THEN I GOT ADDICTED TO THEM. SO I TRIED TO GET SOME HELP FROM A DOCTOR, HE GAVE ME 10 METHADONES, WELL THAT DIDNT CUT IT SO I WENT BACK AND HE GAVE ME 100. I GOT ADDICTED TO METHADONE. WHEN I RAN OUT HE REFUSED TO REFILL IT, I WAS IN SUCH WITH DRAWL I COULDNT MOVE WITHOUT JERKING. SO HERE I FOUND HEROIN, NO IVE NEVER SHOT UP I SNORTED . I WAS SO ADDICTED MY PERIODS HAD STOPPED AND I'D LOST OVER 30 POUNDS IN 3 MONTHES. JOHN CHECKED ME INTO A REHAB CLINC IN LANCASTER SOUTH CAROLINA, I WAS THERE FOR 2 WEEKS NO VISITOS NO PHONE CALLS IT SUCKED AND I WAS HURTING. THERE WAS ONLY ONE OTHER GIRL THERE THANK GOD SHE WAS COOL. WHEN THEY RELEASED ME I WAS SO HAPPY TO GO HOME BUT LESS THAN 2 HOURS OF BEING HOME I WAS IN AN AMBULANCE TO THE HOSPITAL PUKING AND PASSING OUT. MY BLOOD SUGAR WAS EXTTREMLY LOW. I STAYED IN THERE FOR 6 DAYS, LESS THAN A MONTH LATER I WAS ADMITTED AGAIN 5 DAYS 2 MONTHES LATER AGAIN 6 DAYS, AND AGAIN 6 DAYS. IT WAS HORRIBLE. AFTER ALL OF THAT ME, COREY, JOHN, MOM, TOMMY LEE AND CELENS WENT TO THE BEACH. IT WAS GREAT. THEN ONE DAY AT THE COURTHOUSE I HAD TO GO FOR SHOPLIFTING WHICH WAS DROPPED. I SAW COREYS EX, BETH SHE SMOKED A CIGARETTE WITH ME ON THE STEPS. A FEW WEEKS LATER SHE CALLED WANTING TO HANG OUT I WAS LIKE OK SURE HELL WHY NOT. WE WERE LIKE BEST FRIENDS STUCK TOGETHER FOR ABOUT A MONTH THEN SHE DUMPED ME. THATS MY LUCK WITH FEMALE FRIENDS IT SEEMS. THEN I MET ROGER AND NANCY. NANCY AND I STARTED GOING OUT. SHE WAS SWEET BUT I DIDNT HAVE ANY FEELINGS FOR ME, TO BE HONEST SHE WAS SUCH A HORNBALL SHE SCARED ME AWAY. I WAS AT THE MALL WITH ROGER AND ANTHONY AND I MET HIS GIRLFRIEND MINDI. I WAS AUTOMATICALLY ATTRACTED TO HER, SHE IS VERY UNIQUE. HER AND ANTHONY BROKE UP, AND SHES DATED ABOUT EVERY GUY IN THE MALL. BUT AS OF YESTERDAY ME AND MINDI ARE FINALLY COMMING OUT AND WE LOVE EACH OTHER, SHE GOT US MATCHING NECKLACES! SO ANYWAYS MINDI TIFFANY AND KEN AND CHARLIE AND BRITNEY AND MICAH CAN STAY TOMORROW NIGHT OR TONIGHT I GUESS. MAYBE WE'LL ALL GO TO THE ASHEVILLE MALL I WANNA GO TO GADZOOKS AND HOTTOPIC. FRIDAY NIGHT MY FRIEND BRITT CALLED I WAS LIKE OMG SHE CALLED ME!!! I MET HER AND SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, I'D DO HER. THEN I DONE HER BELLYBUTTON WHEN HER AND MICAH CAME OVER. ME AND COREY WERE GOING TO MEET THEM TODAY AT DENNYS BUT I EVIDENTLY GOT A SMALL STOMACH BUG, AND COREY HAD A MIGRAINE GOOOOOO FUCKIN FIGURE. BUT BRITT AND MICAH YOU GUYS ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO COME HANG OUT SPEND THE NIGHT WHATEVER TONIGHT. I'M HITTIN ABC SOMETIME TODAY SO IT SHALL BE FUN.OK BACK WITH MY LIFE. I'M A MALL RAT REATTY MUCH, ALWAYS HAVE BEEN. OH WELL IM TIRED NOW LATER ~SYD
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