Catprin – Tailor for Cats, submitted by sph3re. While far from the most awful site on the Internet, it is occasionally refreshing to see things that are a different kind of disturbing. I tend to believe people who dress their pets up in elaborate customs have some serious issues, because for one thing it goes against nature, but more importantly it's just plain retarded. This site combines the sport of making fools out of your pets with the timeless wonder of broken English translated from Japanese. It all comes together to create something as disgustingly adorable as Hello Kitty and scary as a mineshaft full of vampire bats.
CATPRIN, a tailor for cats. Ever imagined dressing up your lovely cat into a fabulous beauty? You don't have to dress her everyday, in fact she might not feel comfortable with a dress on for days. Just dress her up only on special occasions like her birthday, takes a photo and that should leave you lots of memories and fantasies.
Be sure to spend plenty of time looking at all the pictures of cats bedecked in ridiculous costumes, because their haunting stares will probably send you on a massive killing spree. There are some instructions for using this site, and I suppose they warrant a good reading simply based on their stupidity:
1. Dress her up. Cheer or yell, do whatever you like to enjoy the moment with your family.
2. After you are enough with your joy, take a photo! Take some poses and leave her some cute photos!
3. Remove her clothes and give her a hub, say "Thank you!"
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