Jesus is Savior, submitted by Steven Jamieson. When I first visited this site only the table at the top of the page loaded with the message "Jesus Christ is the ONLY way to heaven!!!". I saw this and wondered why anyone would bother sending me to this site. Then about fifteen seconds later the text on the page finished loading and may jaw dropped. To call it a simmering soup of madness would be to misjudge the density of soup. This site is a towering pyramid of madness bullion cubes. Each link opens a page loaded with horrible sound files and hate-mongering dogma that reports all other religions are in league with Satan.
Children should be
accompanied by parent
I warn you now...this is
You will hear scary
again, I warn you...this is
HOLY SHIT DO YOU THINK IT'S SCARY?!!?!?!??!?! (Spoiler: It isn't.)
Definitely check out the "Hell-i-vision and the Movies" section of the site which goes after such affronts to Christianity as "Casper" and "The Lion King".
And what of Pokemon? Or the satanic salute made by extending the little finger & the index finger which is currently popular among teenagers because of its use by a range of pop/rock singers & constant appearance on many teenage TV shows including from studio audiences on Top of the Pops! The same salute can be seen being made by Anton La Vey on the back of the “Satanic Bible”. To be able to respond in a sensible and Biblical way we need to know what we are dealing with.
While I can agree loving Pokemon is a sign that you're in league with the devil I positively deny that using the "satanic salute" when in the audience of "Top of the Pops" makes you a devil worshiper.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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