The Revolution Against Evolution, submitted by Dr. Detroit, OBGYN. If you want to spend some time making yourself less intelligent than this ALoD is the time saver you've been looking for. Having a revolution against evolution is like fighting a partisan war against gravity or mounting a commando raid on calculus. Evolution isn't a vampire you can ward off with a cross and some garlic.
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