America We Stand As One, submitted by zoomzip. Speaking of Great Americans and American Greatness, this site is a real insult to both. Taking the ideas of patriotism and American pride to such an absurd level that only small children and the mentally ill can take them seriously is not the best way to love your country. But at the very least, it's hilarious and embarrassing at the same time. Be sure to watch the music video and cry patriotic eagle tears.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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