A Kingdom for a Stage!, submitted by mjollnir. Renaissance Festivals are practically LARPing to begin with, so I guess you might as well go ahead and add rules and character sheets to the mix.



1) No unwilling contact may be made between players except with "boffer" weapons or bean bags that represent spells or special abilities. No other forms of combat, such as overbearing, wrestling, pummeling, kicking, etc. are permitted in Venture. There is no exception to this rule, even for casual contact.

Obviously they didn't need to include any such rules about sexual contact. That is always boffer-only at these events.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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