Plushie Schwartz, submitted by bestanchorman. There's no sugar coating this one: it's a guy in a bear suit with google eyes that has sex with men and sometimes a guy in a purple octopus costume. You'll laugh until the exact moment when you start crying.

That plush bear that everyone loves takes Fire Island by storm in his all new cult classic

Kids, this is a great site to visit so that it can show up in your IE history and terrify your parents about your sexuality. You'll know the world has gone to shit when Plushie Schwartz is able to successfully charge for this shit. He already has sponsors!

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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