I HATE YOU PAGE 259

Deep fried sperm with teeth welcomes your soul to his greasy lair.

Everybody please give a big round of applause for Thomas Brentwood, better known as the I-17 Menace. Ever since this guy fell out of a barn in the Korean War, he's been running around the highway and ejaculating into the bright orange trashbags that the convicts use to store all the dead cats along the road. If you see this guy and he asks you for a dollar, don't say yes because that's his codeword for "making out with your tailpipe."

WE CAN'T BACK UP THE CAR, IT'S BLOCKED BY FAT

I enjoy looking at this picture because WAIT! I don't enjoy looking at this photo at all! I was tricked! Fuck you Brown Buckets MacKenzie!

The Appleton Wolfman shows off his latest delicacy, foreskin pizza bites. Mmmm, tangy!

Oh what the fuck are you