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Uh, yeah, okay. On second thought, maybe we don't want to throw this at the terrorists. The rest of the civilized world would condemn us for being too harsh and cruel.
PS: There's a guestbook you can sign, but I have no idea why you'd want to sign it or even go there.
"I thought the internet was all fun and games. Grow virtual plants on Facebook. Send email to grandma. IM friends with emojis," said the Stupid Ass Teenager, currently dying in an Idiot County hospital. "Never in my wildest dreams could I ever possibly humanly imagine that doing stupid ass internet shit in real life might get me mortally injured."
(Lips smacking, mouth full of peanut butter, glistening streams of peanut butter oil running down chin) "I'm full as hell, and I'm not going to take another bite!"
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