Beliala's Depressing Poetry Page, submitted by Entropist. OH POETERY THATS GREAT!!!! I bet teh numbar 1 search engeine word is "POETRY" because evarybodey wants to read stuped poetry on teh INtarweb!!! I KNOW I DO!!! BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF!!!! HAHAHAHA just kidding I hate poetery not myself but I hate Jerry and his fat ass and his arm smells liek oranges. ANYWAY this paeg is about retarded poetry from some ugly goth whore pig goat woman who probabably draws pictares of Sattan in her english class. WOW I WISH I WASS LIEK THAT!!! hear is one of her dumb fagot poems:
Satan sees all, hears all, knows yet more
Beware hell soon even the score
Little girl walking down the street
What a terrible end shell meet
Damn fuckin seagulls, Brian scowled
Ten seconds later hes disemboweled
By a tall dark man, face hidden by goatee
Seen only by Brian - and me
HEY WOW WATCH OUT SATAN PUTS A DEADLY CURSE ON YUO!!! what a deep and neat pome, it inspired me too make my own poem about sATAN:
SATAN SITS IN A BIG RED CHAIR
TEH CHAIR SI ON FIRE BECAUSE ITS IN HELL AND SATANS BACK HAS A LOT OF HAIR
HE COULD KILL TEH HAIR BY USEING NAIR
BUT HE DOESANT BECUASE HE IS WATCHING ON TV RICK FLAIRE
A GIRL IS WRITETING DUMB SHIT ON HER WEB SITE
AND THEN SATAN POPS UP AND HER HEAD HE DOSE BITE
AND SHE SAYS "OH NO YUO CANT KILL ME, I LISTAN TO TEH CURE AND BELIEVING IN SATAN SI RIGHT!"
BUT TEH DEVIL LAUGHS AND CASHES HER WELFARE CHECKS ALL NIGHT
wow my peom si much bettar than her crap so I think she should hurrey up and get off teh Inatarweb before Satan kisses her with a kiss of evil PASSIAN!!! And SHE DIES FROM TEH KISS OF DEVIL!!!! also her page sucks becuase of teh cursore and pictares and lets just say I wish this girl was in a dumpstar for a long tiem.
AND EVARYBODY CAN SIGN HER SATANIC GUESTBOOK HEAR!!! BUT ONLY SATAN CAN SO WATCH OUT OR ELSE YUOR DAYS ARE NUMBARED!!!
SATNA SATAN SATNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHSHASHGAAAA I BET TEH WOMAN WHO WRITES THIS PAGE SI UGLY AS ALL HELL
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER, AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER!
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