This is an actual background. It appears to be some kind of giant devil cat devouring a man:
Okay, so maybe I did I add the blood, tears, and demonic three-eye combo to the cat for dramatic effect, but my point still stands. To make viewing more of a pleasure, the text is expertly matched to blend in to whatever background. Way to think outside the box! Plus, there is MIDI music on every page! Jackpot!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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