Several readers have demanded the right to subject their peers to Leather Oaks' seasonal greeting cards, which involve hirsute septuagenarian Harold modeling festive outfits. Given that it's the holidays and all, I've granted their wish. Sure, many of you already have visions of Fetish Santa scorched into your brain, but if just one reader who hasn't already been traumatized by this site decides to visit, they'll discover the true meaning of Awful Link Christmas.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.