Remember last summer when the President of the United States and leader of the free world sat down for an interview with the notorious pony-fetish website reddit and attempted to win over the coveted "MRA PUA" demographic by regurgitating an internet meme or two? Well, the Republican National Congressional Committee took notice and now they're trying to out-meme the Democrats in a never-ending race to the bottom with the newly rebranded

The latest member of the Shadow Conservative Internet, the new is a blatant BuzzFeed ripoff created in the apparent hope that a haphazard collection of slapped-together GIFs will make millenials suddenly think the GOP is WIN, like a half-assed Internet version of the Southern Strategy ("By 2014 you can't say 'traditional marriage' - that hurts you. Backfires. So you say stuff like narwhals, FAIL and all that stuff.")

Why is famous Internet cat "Grumpy Cat" so grumpy? Because of ObamaCare! Here's Obama's budget described in a series of Epic Fail GIFs! Here are some charts that are animated for no apparent reason! And here Obama's all like [animated gif of a dog], but Republicans are all like the "This is Sparta" Guy!

It's almost exactly like BuzzFeed, except instead of having buttons at the bottom where you can vote an article "WIN," "OMG," or "FAIL", there are just solicitations for money or meaningless pledges to support Paul Ryan's latest sociopathic budget. COOL BEANS!

Here's some posts we're bound to see in the coming months:

  • 19 Adorable Cats Who Want Answers on Benghazi
  • 22 Extremely Ownage GIFs of Paul Ryan Looking Badass
  • Watch: Diane Feinstein Makes A Priceless Derp Face After Witnessing Some Gay Guy Get Gunmurdered
  • The 69 Weirdest Weird Twitter Tweets About The Estate Tax
  • Obama's 44 Biggest Mispronunciation Megafails
  • The 5 Most WTF GIFs of Ronald Reagan With A Monkey
  • Why This Dog On A Skateboard Wants You To Support The Keystone XL Pipeline
  • The 35 Failest Government Services We Need To Cut
  • 11 Dogs Dressed Up Like Hipsters Who Think There Should Be More Restrictions on Abortion
  • 5 Minorities We Saw At CPAC
  • 17 Newt Gingrich Quotes Every '90s Kid Will Remember
  • Check Out These 26 Lulz-worthy Biden Memes We Saw On 4chan
  • 23 Reasons Why The Mad Men Guy Would Def. Vote GOP
  • 10 Hilarious Rage Comics About The Need For Entitlement Reform

– Adam "rubber cat" Jameson (@robbercat)

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