If you're a writer looking for inspiration, a good thing to do would be to visit Pre-made Paperback Covers and let their provocative imagery shape your story. Once you've selected a theme like "grave cat" or "baby butt," the words will surely flow! For $140 or so, you get the cover, spine and back cover. Technically they don't give you a catchy two-word title, but sometimes they provide the perfect one in the description, like "Lighthouse Parrot." I guess you could just browse this site and get ideas for free, but eventually your spy thriller "Red Hand"/ horror shocker "Wickerman Dolls"/ gay erotica "Lustful Cockmonster" is going to need a cover. How could you do better than these?
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
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