Blade Runner 2.0: Cyberchase (2009) (V)
|User Rating:||0.01/10 12,883 votes|
|Director:||C. Thomas Howell|
|Writer:||C. Thomas Howell|
|Release Date:||04 May 2009 (USA) more |
|Genre:||Action | Sci-Fi | Thriller | Movies Filmed on a Weekend | Movies Filmed with Equipment Purchased in a Best Buy | Movies Edited by Interns | Non-Musicals|
|Also Known As:||"C. Thomas Howell Presents: C. Thomas Howell's Blade Runner 2.0: Cyberchase"|
|Tagline:||In cyberspace, nobody can hear you virtually scream!|
|Plot:||In the year 2091 AD, a race of futuristic bounty hunters called "Blade Runners" are tasked with exterminating a deadly breed of lifelike robots known as "Replicoids." When Replicoid Cy Borg threatens to take over the entire internet using an advanced computer virus, Blade Runner Deckard 2.0 must stop him... or else all humanity may be destroyed!|
|Plot Keywords:||Floor Tiles | XLR Cables Visible During Climax | Protagonist Shaving | Flu / Rash-like Symptoms | Dinner Plans | Controversial Use of Vegetable Oil | Protein-Based Life Forms | Typing | Diaphanous Epiphanies | Fags|
|User Comments:||HOW THE FUCK WAS THIS MOVIE EVEN MADE?!?!? GODDAMMIT THIS IS THE WORST PIECE OF FUCKEN SHIT IN THE WORLD AND I'M SO MAD ABOUT THIS THAT I'M GOING TO TRACT DOWN AND TEAR APART THOMAS HOWELL AND RAPE HIM WITH A DICK ROBOT!!!! THIS MOVIE IS AN ABOMINATION AND SHOULD BE THROWN INTO THE... more |
Kingston-Russel Elementary School's "Wild Movie Festival" Participation Award (2009)
|C. Thomas Howell||...||Deckard 2.0|
|Kristi Angus||...||Sheila Saint Claire|
|Rutger Hauer||...||Cy Borg|
|Matt Frewer||...||Cybervirus Hacker Eternity Squared|
|Whitney Smith||...||Nude Stripper with Flaming Baton|
|Jay Mitchell||...||Cybercop Chief Officer Binary Brooks|
|Kendra Mitchell||...||Cybercop Lieutenanta|
C. Thomas Howell was somehow able to obtain the rights to the Blade Runner name by exploiting an obscure flaw in the US Patent and Trademark Office system. Four days later, Warner Brothers was notified of the rights transfer, but by that time C. Thomas Howell had already written, filmed, edited, and began distributing his film through Asylum Productions.
C. Thomas Howell originally claimed "Phillip K. Dick personally sat down and watched this movie with me and he said he loved it and it was the best adaptation of any of his material ever." When informed Dick died in 1982, C. Thomas Howell replied, "yes I know... my film is that good." Then he casually opened up a phone book and pointed to all the "Dick, Phillip" entries and commented, "just saying, that's all."
Rutger Hauer was given the role of Cy Borg after Lance Hendrickson, Udo Kier, and Corben Bernsen declined.
Instead of shouting "cut" at the end of a take, C. Thomas Howell screams "MAKE MOVIE STOP NOW!!!"
Miscellaneous: Computer viruses are not transmitted through "bad RAM transfers."
Miscellaneous: There is not one single computer responsible for "running the entire internet," and this computer is not a Commodore Amiga 2500 running Video Toaster.
Miscellaneous: Network servers are not disabled by stabbing them.
Miscellaneous: Refrigerators are not the preferred device for FTP transfers.
Miscellaneous: People cannot enter the internet by walking through a door in a hallway with a sign reading "ENTER ON LINE."
Miscellaneous: The internet does not have an "off" button.
Miscellaneous: Shirts do not come out of inkjet printers.
Miscellaneous: Disabling the internet will not cause the ghosts of people killed online to flow into the real world, thereby killing the President of the United States and enabling Congress to pass a controversial wetland farming bill.
Miscellaneous: No matter how futuristic the weapon design, guns are not able to shoot bullets capable of "penetrating the fourth, and most of the fifth, dimension."
Miscellaneous: Data centers are traditionally not built inside coal plants.
Miscellaneous: STDs cannot be transmitted through text file email attachments.
Miscellaneous: Deleting a user's avatar does not cause them to die in real life.
Miscellaneous: Pagers and AM radios are not considered futuristic.
Miscellaneous: The internet cannot be "hidden" by a malicious user, even if he has access to a very large shipping crate.
Miscellaneous: Malicious internet users are not referred to as "slickers."
Miscellaneous: The internet does not have a defined amount of hit points.
Miscellaneous: Hackers aren't known for wearing fedoras.
Miscellaneous: Firewalls cannot be bypassed by repeatedly pressing the turbo button on a Pentium II.
[Deckard 2.0 enters the VR sim running CyberCop v3.2]
Cy Borg: This virtual reality you live in... I live in... we all live in... it has virtually grown into... its own reality.
Deckard 2.0: I'm pretty sure you're a robot.
Cy Borg: I can snap your spine like a pretzel under a wheelbarrow! Tell me who coded the emotion upgrade chip!
Cy Borg: [on fire] My RAM... it feels like it's going to explode!
Gaff: It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?
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DONT WATCH THIS MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! 19 May 2009
Author: dna-hunter-j from United States
okay first of all the original BLADE RUNNER was a masterpiece analogie about humanity and what makes people human, whereas this movie is about A COMPUTER VIRUS THAT MAKES A SPINNING SKULL ANIMATED GIF SHOW UP ON YOUR DESKTOP!!!!!!!! I do NOT know how this movie got made but its a FUCKING DISGRACE to the original blade runner and C. THOMAS HOWELL SHOULD BE PUT IN GUARANAMO BAY!!!!
i dont even know WHERE TO BEGIN with this PIECE OF CRAP MOVIE because IT'S SO FUCKEN BAD THAT MY STOMACH UPCHUCKED ON THE FUTON WHEN I WATCHED IT and MY MOM WAS ANGRY AT THE TV FOR THIS!!! I got this at BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO but if you ask me this shouldve been sold at COCKLUSTER VIDEO because C. THOMAS HOWELL LUSTS FOR COCKS IN HELL!~!! I COULDVE RENTED TONY HAWK BUT NO I CHOSE THIS TURD AND NOW I CANNOT RENT ANOTHER MOVIE FOR ANOTHER WEEK AND THIS MOVIE WAS NOT WORTH THE SACRIFICE!!!!!!!!! I REALLY LIKE C. THOMAS HOWELL IN SOUL MAN, BUT NOT IN THIS SHITTY FUCK/
|PETITION FOR C. THOMAS HOWELL TO BE DISBARRED --- SIGN HE||bionic_commando3|
|C. THOMAS HOWELL'S HOME ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER INSI||TripWire|
|FORM LETTER TO WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN TO STOP C. THOM||sYndac8|
|SCHEMATICS FOR CAR BOMB TO PUT INSIDE HOWELL'S 1996 CHE||gundam4ever|
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|so was deckard 2.0 a replicoid?||shotgun666|
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