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"*sigh* We are not the average family."
-cameraman, as his dumpy Paultard mom sprays vinegar into the sky around their house to erase the Zionist/Illuminati/Knights Templar "chemtrails".
Fun fact! This video actually links to a Republican site that makes fun of them further. You know you're nuttier than squirrel shit when people who think that there's an invisible man that lives in the sky that wants you to hate gay people and Mexicans think you're crazy.
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Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
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