911 on my Microwave

Submitted by Luke W.

Do you seriously think this burrito was heated via microwave radiation? This video clip clearly shows that it was controlled internal explosion, possibly as a result of a Bush/Saudi/Lean Cuisine conspiracy. Open your eyes/mouths, people. I've got some truth to shove down your gullet. Also, some mashed potatoes and a brownie that never cooks properly.

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