I am Toni Lippi
Every time I try to pour the cereal into a bowl of goats milk/blood it starts to swirl and a tiny maw with a million sharp teeth forms into existence and sucks in all cheerios while a thousand doomed voices whisper vile things in my ear. I mean the box of cereal never empties but it's starting to get annoying because how am I going to get my daily fiber?
Has anyone started digging holes in their flesh and planting the cherrios in their weeping flesh like tiny seeds?
The roots go deep but I eagerly await for the fruits they'll bear.
i fed my child the Cheerios + ancient grains. last night i was awoken by him standing at the foot of my bed, speaking in latin backwards and holding in his hand a bowl whose depth i could not comprehend
i keep eating ancient grains but i keep getting hungrier please send help my wife already ate the baby
my spoon turned into a snake this morning
I tried a bowl but they made me violently ill. i can't stop vomiting wasps i can't even go to the hospital like this please help there are so many waspss
Idk know if this makes any sense... But the cereal ate me. I was eaten by the cherios.
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
In our new cat society, things have really gone from bad to purrse.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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