Ace of Baes

John, the kind of control you're attempting simply is ... it's not possible. If there is one thing the history of homemaking has taught us, it's that decor will not be contained. Decor breaks free, it expands to new beds and crashes through baths, painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh... well, there it is.

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Mad Bath: Beyond Slumberdome


"Open the breakfast nook curtains HAL."

"I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that. This conversation can serve no purpose. Goodbye."


"All right, HAL. I'll go in through the dressing room."

"Without your Wamsutta Unisex White Terry Bathrobe, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult."

Piso Mojado

if there's no beyond, then what made bed and bath?


in the beginning there was bed, then bed made a place for the waters and named it bath. then bed rested because that's what beds are good at


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