No hard feelings, ok bud? Hey, look Jesus, I'll take you out to dinner. My treat. Not that you can't afford it. I mean... DAMMIT.
"starkravingnaked" should take his own advice.
"stimpygato," where can I get some?
"velvetelvis'" last point is his best.
"waesa" seems to imply that Peter would be building an awfully small church. Unless that's really big candy...
"whoredog" is of fine German craftsmanship.
"whoredog" makes a fitting end to a long and tedious labor of love.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
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