My cousin's kid at age 6 or 7 on cats:

There used to be green cats but they turned into plants because they slept too much.


Tetris Crowley

Child - "I want some shoes"

Me - "What kind of shoes?"

Child - "I want some whale shoes"

Me - "Oh, like shoes with whales on them?"

Child - "No, I want shoes like what whales wear"


Nobler Than Lettuce

"I have an Ostrich!"
"Yes. He kicks people. My Ostrich will kick you."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah. I fly him."
"On a string?"
"Nooooo. I ride him and he flies."

ToastFace Killah

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