A few months ago, SA founder Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka declared "You can learn anything at WikiHow!" After reading every article on the site to verify his claim, the Forum Goons can confirm that this is absolutely true! But while it's good that they now know how to be human and love somebody, this article focuses less on the life skills they learned and more on the horrifying art they encountered!
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Ratjaculation
How to Accept That You Are Gay
Rad Tad
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.
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