The Stinkbug Saga

wilderthanmild

OP, I need the stinkbug status report on my desk by 10am EST.

Gay Hitler

bog pixie

you'd best look up how to nurse baby bugs you sick bastard

bog pixie

I just looked at it again. YOU SON OF A BITCH> YOU FUCKER

Baxter

This is the last goddamn time I get emotionally invested in an internet stinkbug

The Silver Snail

You could preserve Gary pretty easily in just a little vial of cheap plain hand sanitizer. Then you could keep it on your desk and remember your shame every day like you fucking should.

Crusty Nutsack

RIP sweet Gary

I'll always remember the day I named you with the first post on a thread on the something awful internet forums

midnightclimax

Goodbye Mama Gary
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on the bonsai tree
And they made you change your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a stinkbug in marketing
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did

Gay Hitler

this is beautiful

gary you will be missed

Thanks to Gay Hitler for sharing his stinkbug with the SA Forums, and to the Goons for giving him a name... and a family!

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller