Back in 2009, SA posters answered the question "What's Your Fursona?" by creating their own characters and then drawing them. That was fine for that era, but the fast-paced world of 2015 demands a more efficient procedure. So this time, the Forum Goons used a Fursona Generator to assign them characteristics, then Part of Everything volunteered to draw all the creatures herself!
Part of Everything
Here is mine
Jeza
"jewel-encrusted dove. it is constantly covered in honey that drips on everything and pools beneath it. its eyes are way too big to be normal."
Part of Everything
Please stop leaking on me ugh
Das Boo
I am every goddamn deer on Earth.
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