Hey buddy, when we fight, there's only going to be 2 hits...
the high five and low five to our secret handshake we use when we need a pick me up
you hitting me and me hitting the reset button because you're just button mashing ted it's not fucking fair!!
My hitting one key then a second as I valiantly slay you in the world of war craft
me hitting up wikipedia to correct you about which tng episode had the- and you hitting me hard in the face, stunning me into defeated silence
us hitting the club and us hitting each other's backs lightly while we hug it out after a long night of resolving our problems without resorting to violence
i am he
pieces of shit like you hitting my plate for breakfast and my breakfast hitting the spot
you hitting me, and then you hitting me again, killing my dust-fragile body instantly
I Was The Fury
Me hitting the 9, me hitting the 1, then you slapping the phone out of my hand because getting served burnt macaroni isn't worth calling emergency services.
Me hitting the bottle because I feel really guilty, and me hitting my knee on my nightstand after hitting the bottle too hard.
Me hitting the dance floor and Will Smith's Gettin Jiggy Wit It
Me hittin' the road and then gently hitting the brakes when I see a good place for lunch.
City of Glompton
the two hits in this fight are the smell from my scent glands hitting your nose and the sound of your feet hitting the floor when you run away as quickly as possible.
I Was The Fury
Hit 1: your voice hitting a higher decibel level
Hit 2: my tears hitting the ground because yelling scares me
me hittin post and your jaw hittin the floor
when we fight, there's only going to be 2 hits. you hitting my face, and the memory hitting you several years from now, in a moment of self realization and maturity, where you feel embarrassed we couldn't resolve our dispute in a more civil way.
In these contentious political times it is more important than ever to work together in a bipartisan way with the people who said I should be thrown out of a helicopter for being an Antifa terrorist.
This Halloween, log off and visit your friends at the local Halloween Superstore.
Better than expected, and absolute garbage
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