YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF THE EXTRAS
Bael: I counted out each grouping and you're missing an orange in group eight. An understandable mistake. Please fix.
YOU ARE A DARK AND HUNGRY GOD. LET THE GAMES IN YOUR HONOR COMMENCE!
Jet Ready Go
Chex mix tastes better to me when I pretend its made up of panicking sentient beings.
Facebook must remain unflagging in its vigilance against titties even in these troubled times of rising fascism.
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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