Finally, we were just little kids — of course we were afraid of some stupid stuff. How stupid, though?
I didn't really like playing out in the rain either, Sonance.
Tiny-Faye would rather have been buried in the sand.
The moon wouldn't leave Agile Sumo the hell alone.
Anirtess was likely a model child who was never grounded.
Loveboat's pet snake may have been terrified, but he wasn't!
And Jaketeck was way smarter than any monster.
That's all for this week guys and gals, it was a pleasure. Thanks go to the forum Goons who made the 20 pages of images so easy and fun to choose from. The Ides of March will be upon us when I see you next!
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