a starwar betamax

Nov 7; last poor person on earth is crushed under the wheels of a party bus

a starwar betamax

NOV 15th:

a starwar betamax

Nov 17th:

a starwar betamax

NOV 19th:

a starwar betamax

DEC 20th: Mall Santa leans back, cracks knuckles, looks smug

Thanks to all the soothsaying Goons, especially a starwar betamax, who not only started the theme but also made a comprehensive timeline that includes non-canon and contradictory entries!

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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