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> pick up the cross, go into the portal room
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>Open inventory, mutilate the bat.
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>use hellbat wings & aborted fetus
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> kill flying-fetus, take hitchens, bat wings, and pitchfork into portal
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Wildlife Analysis
> recite the entirety of Atlas Shrugged at the portal
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