Sometimes late at night when I have to pee, I'll pee in the kid's bathroom instead of mine to avoid waking up my wife. Instead of flushing and waking everybody up, I just put the seat back down and throw a few sheets of toilet paper in there.
Bam, daughter gets blamed for it.
gary oldmans diary
The Wizzard. Piss someone else's pants.
Just piss into the trashcan. No splash.
LET me tell you, the sound of piss hitting a plastic bag is loud as hell.
Damn, forgot to preface it by saying to make sure there's plenty of paper first.
Really all you have to do is stand beside the tub, reach behind the shower curtain and the use that hand to hold your dick, that way when you pee it runs down the curtain to the bathmat below, which is expected to be wet anyway.
jfc just piss in the sink like a normal human being
Thanks to Frank Horrigan and the Goons for the tips and tricks! Soon we'll return to the bon mots and droll jokes for which SA is known! Not this week's Phriday, though, that's also bathroom-related.
I have used my bot to create Olive Garden commercials. This is a bot I have. Don't question it.
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.