Remove the lid of the toilet tank; this may prove difficult if there is a bunch of doilies/magazines on top.
Relieve yourself in the tank. The high walls of the tank and proximity to the pelvic area greatly lessen the chances of urinating on the floor. Moreover, the styrofoam will keep it quiet.
The Slater is an effective and way to steathily relieve yourself when people are trying to hear you empty your bladder.
Didn't we agree you would have to remove your pants and underwear to piss like this? That is way too much trouble.
Pee spies will wait as long as they have to in order to hear you pee. Peeing in total comfort while also thwarting piss-listeners is worth the effort.
Make sure you lock the door otherwise theres a nonzero chance that you'll be known as the guy who tried to have sex with a toilet.
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I like to bring a nice dinner plate with me so I can perform the Trickle Down
what if i take massive logs that make loud splashing noises? how do i stealth shit properly i feel this is important.
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If you don't have a wooden spoon on you to catch the shit so you can gently place it in the bowl. I don't even want to know you.
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Here's another tip, find the bowl that has a shit already in it and stealth pee on the log.
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