RandomPaul

We need to let Trump know we're a Freeman of the Land and a Sovereign Citizen.

> I dare enter the domain of Trump. For I sui juris declare joinder with you using my full legal name Professor Gladdis Loslaw and my corporate redemption PROFESSOR LOSLAW and enter into full contract with Donald of the House of Trump and his corporate redemption DONALD TRUMP.

>Proceed to butt-fuck Donald.

EorayMel

>Immediately pounce on Donald Trump to absorb his energy, or at the very least snapping his neck in twain.

bustercasey

>Call the women fat pigs and slobs

Borden

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