EorayMel

> Realize that your powers are peerless; locate and assassinate Donald Trump

Dr Cheeto

Actually we should fuse with him and MAKE AMERICA GRATE

Borden

Dinosaurmageddon

> Confront Patriarchy for leadership of X-JET

Borden

The Skeleton King

>Hunt down cyclops and kill him for being the lamest X-man.

Borden

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