First of all, I'd like to send a big thank you to forums user "fork banger" for the excellent photoshops that went with today's update. If you need someone to do any graphic design, I would recommend him. You can find his website at www.reno-designs.com or by clicking here .
I got a great response from people after my last update and I want to thank everyone who sent in mail about it. Except that one guy who wouldn't stop mailing me about my obvious anti-capitalism agenda. That guy was an idiot.
If you'd like to email me, the number to call is firstname.lastname@example.org. That number again is .
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
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